Sloppy Disco

When you tape a mirror to your nutsack like a disco ball, so you can see your gooch while you're fucking someone.

Dave: "Hey, I cut myself while performing a sloppy disco last night."
Tyrone: "The trick is to use a smaller mirror so you don't have to break it."
Dave: "Shit, you right."

CLUSTERSEX

An orgy consisting of 40+ people in a very confined space. ie: closet, portapotty.

Dave: "Hey! There's a CLUSTERSEX going on Friday night, ya' down?"
Tyrone: "How big's the room?"
Dave: "It's the phonebooth on 4th Street."

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HalfBrad

He who intentionally sleep to cause others hardships, but upon his awakening, the curse is lifted.
He is a fraction of a FullBrad.

Dave: "Eat my ass, HalfBrad!"
HalfBrad: *sleeping*
Dave: "Shit all over my dick, bro! We've gotta wake up HalfBrad!"

Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!