Trump Roast

Highly anticipated dish to be served in Hell starting in the 2nd half of the 21st century. A confit of the seditious 45th American president that is first seared over the Eternal Flames of Damnation, then flayed, dismembered, disemboweled, and carved by the High Prince of Evil, Dark Lord Satan, for his demons to savor for eternity.

Parler 1: Bro, you wanna hang later?
Parler 2: Naw, headed to the U.S. Capitol to help butter up our boy for his Trump Roast!

I WON THE ELECTION

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

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trump

(noun) Another word for a legal traitor, or one who commits or has committed treason.

Benedict Arnold was an American Revolutionary general and trump.

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Demi

A very sarcastic piece of work. Has a lot of work ethic and won’t listen to you unless you’re someone they trust. Clumsy af. If you ever get a chance of meeting Demi you’ll find her growing on you. Book smart not street smart. A dick to anyone when she’s not in the mood. I want a Demi

Demi is so clumsy!

trumplify

trumplified; trumplifying

1. (intransitive verb) To amplify misinformation through wide-reaching social platforms such as the news and social media.
2. (transitive verb) To over-simplify a complex issue with malicious or deceitful intent with self-serving goals, often with widespread disastrous consequences.

trumplification (noun)

1. The dissembling 45th U.S. president would repeatedly trumplify in order to stoke animosity amongst otherwise civil acquaintances, friends, and family.
2. After winning the United States presidency in 2016, "Covid" Donald would go on to make America great again by trumplifying public health approaches to the 2020 pandemic---leading his country to win the International Highest COVID-19 Death Count Award in 2020.

Trumpotism

(noun) The nepotism practiced by Donald J. Trump while in office as the 45th president of the United States of America.

Related words: trumplify, trumplift

The 45th U.S. president trumplifted many of his own family and friends, earning him the best new word in urbandictionary.com: "Trumpotism"

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Big T Small p

Reference to Donald J. Trump, whose last name is spelled with a big "t" and a small "p". Play on "big talk, small penis". Refers to a person who makes loud and annoying claims to make up for deep insecurities.

"You know that Donald J.? He's the real deal, tells it like it is, right?"
"Naw, he just talks big. Big T Small p, know what I mean?"