milo

milo, it is actually typo from word molo what is finnish and means dick
;)
well actually my nick is milo ;)
and it comes from coolest dog in the whole world called Milo, and it comes from The mask -movie with jim carrey ;)
well so that means im dog who is sweet as chocolate and all females will be addicted to me :)

someone: Milo, im reporting you for abuse!
milo: how did i abuse you?
someone: becouse you are so fucking sweet!!

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bavel

Not quite a bagel, the "filling in" of the hole by surrounding bread produces a navel.

Bavels are uglier than bagels.

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beak

circa 2004
The jumbled version of "break". Originated from Leo Oakley's AOL hometown page in which he quoted "too weak to beak the grab or come out of the throw...". Often used with "the grab".

When she reached for my penis, I had no choice but to let her because I was too weak to beak the grab.

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Unburstifiable

Something that cannot be burst. Impossible to pop. Indefatigable and indestructible. Period. No woman joke intended.

Mika's bubble was unburstifiable.

They tried to burst his bubble, but rihanna could not be popped.

thawrie

saying sorry but with a lisp

thawrie thweety thometimeth i thpeak with a lithp.
ithnt it thtupid to put a 'th' in lithp

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happy tree friend

1. your friend that lives in the trees. that's also happy. aka a hippy
2. the custest of cute woodland creatures...that mangulate each other with chainsaws and the like.

1. get outta that goddamn tree you hippy!
2. la la la la la la la la la la! la la la la la la la la! stumpy i love you!

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pepsi

fucking losers drink

"lets have some pepsi"
"fuck off you loser"

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