milton bradley

The magnitude scale of an girl's ass. The best ass can be a Milton Bradley, and you subtract a letter from the name as the ass gets worse and worse. A mediocre ass would be a "Milt", because you have subtracted the "on Bradley" from Milton Bradley. An abbreviation can just be Milton for a good ass.

Jim: "Yo she got a Milton Bradley."
Bobby: "Nah, man, that's only a Milto, it doesn't the girth."

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Philton Phadley

A really fat ass with extra cellulite on an obese girl.

"Check out shorty over there munchin on the Whopper, she has a Philton Phadley"