Bae

For those of you who don't know yet, 'bae' means poop in Danish. So if you call your significant other by this nickname, then you're just calling them a piece of crap, literally.

"hey bae, what's up?"

which translates to:
"hey poop, what's up?" (in Danish atleast)

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My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.