vulvic

The opposite of phallic

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banjo burger

A burger purchased after a night out.
It comes with everything on it which usually spills down your top. This phenomenon causes the burger eater to perform a banjo playing motion in a vain effort to remove relish etc from shirt.

thats one big fuck off banjo burger

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splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

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shag

tobacco for pipes.
A polite word for sex.

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shagged out

Akin to the word knackered.
Very tired.

I'm shagged out after last night.

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flange fister

derogatory word for a lesbian

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bliff

Female genitalia, in specific the vulva.

Ooh i've a swollen bliff

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