Mud Flaps

a mullet.

its wierd to drive around new hampshire and see all the mullets.

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uniboob

an amorphous undelineated mass of tit, often caused by old age sagginess or bras that squish them together. in theory, it could be a single cycloptic tit.

i think george bush sould have a huge uniboob implanted on his forehead.

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banana crack

The stringy things that sometimes adhere to the flesh of a banana when peeled. these are sometimes collected, dried, and smoked to get high.

Wendy used to smoke banana crack before she had a reliable dealer for real drugs.

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doing doughnuts

riding around in tight circles in a car, often resulting in circular tire-marks on the pavement reminiscent of doughnuts.

doing doughnuts in an SUV is bound to lead to a roll-over.

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sifflette

a manoeuvre done with 2 people and a lit joint. one holds the joint in his mouth, BURNING END IN, and seals his lips around it, and blows air through the joint. the other person sucks the smoke out of the unlit end coming out of the 1st person's mouth.

giving a sifflette's a great way to hit on someone when getting high; just make sure you dont burn the inside of yer mouth.

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cancer sticks

cigarettes - so named because of their carcinogenic effect.

my boyfriend's mother died last week. the damn cancer sticks did her in. if u smoke, reader, you might die a slow painful death too. please don't.

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shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

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