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A charney rabbit is an excuse, normally referencing a dead pet, to act like an asshole towards your partner.
Example 1
Guy: "Piss off, I'm too busy mourning over my dog dying to talk to you"
Girl: "Well that's the biggest charney rabbit I ever heard"
Example 2
"If he charney rabbits me one more time I'm dumping him i swear"
A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.
"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"
When a person is turtle necking a turd at an awkward time they may choose to shove the shit right back up their anus to avoid having to excuse themselves to the toilet.
"I almost shat myself during that important business meeting so had to shick to avoid a nasty accident"
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When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.
"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear
"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"
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An exploding frog is administered when you're giving a woman anal and she really needs to fart and all the gases build up into one mega fart which blows you out of her anus and away from her. Also useful as a defence mechanism against potential rapists.
Woman: "My boyfriend tried to give me anal last night, luckily I managed to exploding frog my way out of it"
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