cocomelon

that annoying ass movie your kid likes

TV: cOcOmElOn dOo DoO dOo dOo DoO dOo
Sibling: ew wtf that baby looks like you dude
Baby: ?

Australia

A place where people think we ride kangaroos everywhere **no**

"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"

Horny

Hey, we know what you're here for, so uh, scroll down for free porn!

Persons friend: why the fuck is your search history 'horny' in the urban dictionary?
Person: ;) we can read together

Persons friend: EW WTF GET 500 MILES AWAY FROM ME