saltines

Dry and gross.

"I like saltines."
"EW! Saltines are dry and gross! It's, like, their definition! Saltines = dry and gross! Look it up!"

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crycomer

A man who cries when he comes.

Man: *groan*
Woman: *groan*
Man: *sobbing*
Woman: WTF? You're such a crycomer!