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Slalom Driving

A dangerous method of driving used in regions where severe winter weather shits up the roads causing enormous potholes that than have to be avoided in an alpine like style. This type of driving usually continues on until construction season,when drivers get to be unhappy about road obstructions in the form of assholes who can't direct traffic.

Yo, the roads were such a mess I was slalom driving all the way to work.

by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009

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construction season

The time of year when it seems like every main road or side street is undergoing some sort of roadway construction. The fixing of potholes, trimming of branches, or (personal favorite) middle of the road guy in a manhole doing god knows what, are typical of construction season.

Getting to the beach was a bitch today, fuckin construction season is in full force!

I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.

by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009

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