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ud-MORCH
A mug covered in credit card s.
Thief 556: I got an udmerch!
Burglar: Wow! That is very good, Thief Number 556!
When waxjes fax you in the middle of the night
Yeh: Gepageme!
Waxjes: It's the middle of the night
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This is what you say to pikachu
John: Hi Pikachu I Love You!
Pikachu: Pikachu pikapikachu!
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Code word for charging your phone.
Dude 1: Guys, I'm wanted sewage!
Dude 2: Hope a hundred!
It's when you jump inside an elephant's mouth and when the elephant releases you from the butt you emerge unscathed and then someone finds you and buries you alive in a grave and you emerge four and a half hours and live until another elephant eats you 3 years and 261 days later. You mess with the elephant's inside organs and make him an unidentified Bigfoot organism that looks like an ugly alien. The elephant dies and you give his changed DNA to expert scientists.
Notable for being a long word.
Yeh: I had a feketohakakukapinzoresquipraparficisexcrementusadregusaburaymortisofficialisrestolisighorusaemergoivavouratisalllywcywduahundredussixit...I can't remember all of that word.
Hey: A feketohakakukapinzoresquipraparficisexcrementusadregusaburaymortisofficialisrestolisighorusaemergoivavouratisalllywcywduahundredussixitius what?
Yeh: It's an adventure like that. I ended it the night before you decided to have the most fantastic party ever. It passed like a single coucou clock. What's the fultum version of that Latelish word?
Hey: Feketohakakukapinzoresquipraparficisexcrementusadregusaburaymortisofficialisrestolisighorusaemergoivavouratisalllywcywduahundredussixitiusiemmeimessiusunindentifisbygfwtdwcwywcwymcwmuglotitisalieniusylyfwntmortalisexpertasyntystwsegansartorsitemeieius. Thank goodness I had my brain do fultum memorisum on that word.
Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes
Hey: Hey booty, wanna see my race car?
Yeh: I HAVE AIBOHPHOBIA! AAH! AAH!
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