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Udmerch

ud-MORCH
A mug covered in credit card s.

Thief 556: I got an udmerch!
Burglar: Wow! That is very good, Thief Number 556!

by misc544 September 28, 2022


Dickle

Someone who tickles you.

Dude 2: AAAH, DICKLE!
Dude 1: I'm not a dickle

by misc544 June 7, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


wanted sewage

Code word for charging your phone.

Dude 1: Guys, I'm wanted sewage!
Dude 2: Hope a hundred!

by misc544 August 29, 2023


Aibohphobia

Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes

Hey: Hey booty, wanna see my race car?
Yeh: I HAVE AIBOHPHOBIA! AAH! AAH!

by misc544 June 7, 2020

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Feketohakakukapinzoresquipraparficisexcrementusadregusaburaymortisofficialisrestolisighorusaemergoivavouratisalllywcywduahundredussixitiusiemmeimessiusunindentifisbygfwtdwcwywcwymcwmuglotitisalieniusylyfwntmortalisexpertasyntystwsegansartorsitemeieius

It's when you jump inside an elephant's mouth and when the elephant releases you from the butt you emerge unscathed and then someone finds you and buries you alive in a grave and you emerge four and a half hours and live until another elephant eats you 3 years and 261 days later. You mess with the elephant's inside organs and make him an unidentified Bigfoot organism that looks like an ugly alien. The elephant dies and you give his changed DNA to expert scientists.

Notable for being a long word.

Yeh: I had a feketohakakukapinzoresquipraparficisexcrementusadregusaburaymortisofficialisrestolisighorusaemergoivavouratisalllywcywduahundredussixit...I can't remember all of that word.
Hey: A feketohakakukapinzoresquipraparficisexcrementusadregusaburaymortisofficialisrestolisighorusaemergoivavouratisalllywcywduahundredussixitius what?
Yeh: It's an adventure like that. I ended it the night before you decided to have the most fantastic party ever. It passed like a single coucou clock. What's the fultum version of that Latelish word?
Hey: Feketohakakukapinzoresquipraparficisexcrementusadregusaburaymortisofficialisrestolisighorusaemergoivavouratisalllywcywduahundredussixitiusiemmeimessiusunindentifisbygfwtdwcwywcwymcwmuglotitisalieniusylyfwntmortalisexpertasyntystwsegansartorsitemeieius. Thank goodness I had my brain do fultum memorisum on that word.

by misc544 March 28, 2022


Gepageme

When waxjes fax you in the middle of the night

Yeh: Gepageme!
Waxjes: It's the middle of the night

by misc544 March 18, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pikachu I Love You

This is what you say to pikachu

John: Hi Pikachu I Love You!
Pikachu: Pikachu pikapikachu!

by misc544 February 12, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž