cockmatics

roughly translates to 'my cock is so small and bent that it can unlock handcuffs'

Cam'ron writes: "I unlock handcuffs, my cockmatics"

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meaterus

Slang term for a womans uterus, first used in Christchurch, New Zealand.

"It's that time of the month again. It's like all the energy has been taken from my extremities and is centralised in my meaterus!"