bitch

a grl who was ur best friend at one point and den fought for a stupid ass reason.

crystal's a "bitch" cus she fought me over a boy dat she went out wit for mad long and den broke up wit him and he started talkin to me so we fought and i beat her ass and took her ex!! so wat if we was best friends he started talkin to me and some other grl came in between our friendship anyway!! iight.

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uwe

the last man alive

By the way, pronounciation is Ooh-Vuh

"It sure is quiet 'round here. I guess that I, Uwe, am the last man alive."
"No, you're not! Watch this!" says Jake as he smashes Uwe's head in.
"Now I am the last man alive!" says Jake!
BUt BAM Uwe is not really dead and dismembers Jake, eating him in little (pronounced with a British accent)) pieces.
"Miss Beautiful, you still remain! We shall be little critters together for ever, and it will be cute, yes?"

And is was so. So it goes.

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