puppylog

(also puppy log)
1. Puppy or dog, especially one you really like or used in general by one who likes dogs.
2. A piece of dog poop. This definition is not nearly as applied as the first.

I want a puppylog for x-mas.

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The O.C.

One of the crappier shows on television; also a great way to reduce the number of one's brain cells. This is yet another ploy to boost the misconception that people actually give a shit about the flake-filled state of California. Your time is better spent doing more constructive things such as chugging laundry detergent or playing chicken with a rabid wolf.

I watched the O.C. last week and my eyes and ears are STILL bleeding!

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DSW

Dirty Shitty Wop instead of the original "Discount Shoe Warehouse"

Chrissy, why don't you tell Grandma what you said DSW means?

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cunty-lou

The friendly version of the word "cunt."

"Hello, Cunty-lou!"
"You're grounded!"
"....bitch."

pener pal

Two male friends... with benefits.

Aww, Plal misses his pener pal.

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Hollywood actors

Among this group is a high concentration of people who think that their opinions are worth more than ours just because they are rich and famous. Another false belief some of these people tend to have is that real americans (the ones who don't have seven mansions and private islands and jets) actually give a damn about their ill-founded opinions. Some of them tend to be preachy and like to scold people for polluting or being selfish while they drive gas-guzzling SUV's and buy $300 jeans.

Vote or Die. What the Hell was that? At least that stupid campaign kept him from ruining more good songs.

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hardcore/anything-core

Any band with too much distortion, too little musical output, and one very bad singer automatically qualifies as (insert scene here)core.

The punk movement may have had a purpose but what the fuck is up with all of these hardcore kids?

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