one eyed ry

another name for the winkie 'eye'.

get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)

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dog breath

having eaten a lamb dish at your local indian takeaway,your breath stinks of farts the next morning.it also feels as though a rat has slept in your mouth for the night.

sorry luv i cant kiss you as i have the worst dog breath i could ever imagine.

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armpit bogies

after a days work, a formation of sweat and fluff accumalates under ones armpit.

go scrub your armpits,theres something lurking under there..
ew, you have got armpit bogies!

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