must die

Suffix that can be applied to any noun to signify "it" is deeply hated by the speaker. The most effective use of "must die" lies in the modification of a person's name. Repeated use can impact complete restructuring of a person's identity.

1) "What, your platonic male acquaintance climbed into your bed while you slept and put his gross fat hand on you? Ok that's it: John must die."

2) "Hey you see that guy across the street in the blue cardigan? That's my neighbour Steve-Must-Die. You know, the one who says he's a DJ?"

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slasses

slasses are imaginary glasses that, when worn, help you see the world through the eyes of a slut.

After a couple of drinks last night on my date, I put on my slasses and things got a little more interesting

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