Phoebe

She is a very cool girl. I mean her name first of all!! Like that is freaking awesome name. You need a laugh? Be friends with phoebe! Promise she will have you peeing on yourself. She also pees herself in some occasions. Mainly when she’s spooked. Phoebes don’t usually mess around either. It’s either get f*cked up or stay in bed all night to watch movies. There is no inbetween. Also, phoebes are super sweet and always there for you. Whenever you just need to let something off your chest, call a phoebe. You can literally talk to her for hours and she won’t hang up! Pretty sweet uh? Basically, get a phoebe and keep the phoebe.

Where’s phoebe?

I need her!

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