Miley Cyrus

The girl who went from being Disney's poster child/role model to being an international druggie who young girls want to emulate. The girl can't sing live, not really, and her life is a fucking mess. She broke off her engagement with a hot Australian actor and is currently investing in her "singing" career by producing mainstream brainwashed pop. She also thinks mimicking Albert Einstein and sticking her tongue out is cute (it's not; just, no). But the thing about Miley: she don't give a fuck whether you like the new her or not. She just doesn't. And that's either her greatest strength or her worst flaw. Guess we'll just have to see.

Omg Miley Cyrus is all anybody talks about these days; what a fucking whore!

Weird because Taylor Swift's had a lot more boy toys than her and went through them faster than I can spend sixty dollars at the mall.

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middle school

A place you go where you pretty much lose your childish innocence (although these days most kids have already lost it) and will want to conform to be like everybody else (especially the so-called "in" crowd who will stay the "in" crowd throughout high school and merge with the "in" crowd from the other middle school). Work-wise it's no big-deal; social-wise it's a VERY different story. In middle school the food sucks and everyone suddenly thinks they're so fucking hot or grown-up or whatever and may even want to experiment with drugs and sex (depending on your location). Middle school is the place where you thought you were going to magically become prettier/hotter/cooler/funnier but realize you suffer through it with pimples, mood swings, the works. Unless you were born as one of the "in" crowd kids. Then life is yours.

You thought middle school was going to be so awesome because you get lockers and six different periods (or however many your school has) and not have to eat lunch with your designated class. You still have stupid dress codes though and the lockers are tiny and sometimes ants crawl into them on hot days anyways.

It's also the place where stupid drama starts and everyone has boyfriends/girlfriends lasting from anytime between one day and two weeks. And they call it a "relationship." Smh.

God, how I hated middle school; everyone thought they were the shit back then!

Middle school: because we apparently need something between six years of elementary and another four years of hell - I mean high school.

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