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Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
Christian really wanted another kid, so he decided to flip-the-snip
A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.
Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.
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The little black book containing phone numbers of chicks you are currently banging.
Chris is fucked, his wife found his slaybook.
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A large, portly fellow, usually of caucasion descent that feels he is better than everyone else. Typically feels he can reach goals and achievements way out of his league. However, from time to time, Big Business falls within a "grumpy" spell.
Look at Big Business over there talkin to that hot chick. There's no way he'll ever touch that!
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Your typical obscene, obnoxious behavior displayed while heavily intoxicated.
Carlos was his typical ridrunkulous self yesterday after a bottle and a half of whiskey.
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Half booze, half mixer. A typical have-zee would consist of a 16 ounce glass, 8 ounces of which is Jack Daniels, and the rest is Coke.
If you really wanna get loose right away, have the bartender fix you a have-zee.
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