titanic

The act of bumming a smoke off a person in which you take one, put it in your mouth and light it up, then you take another one and put it behind your ear.
It was the only cool thing that Leonardo Dicaprio's gay ass did during the movie TITANIC.

Some jag bag at the bar titanic'd me last night; that's the last time I bum a random a smoke.

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Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"