heterocactus

A male who is straight but will stick his prick in just about any female that comes his way. A judgement free prick.

I was at the bar when my beer goggles turned on and I was being my normal heterocactus self. All types of females were coming at me from every angle so I gave each of them a prick they would remember.

Buckaroo

A human or animal who is a super fan of Starbucks.

This dog surely loves his pup cups. He’s a true Buckaroo.
Shaq working the drive thru: May I take your order?
Customer: (rattles off their order without hesitation)
Shaq: You sound like you’re a Buckaroo.
Customer: I sure am, Mr. O’Neal.