Because I said so!

The answer that most parents, (mostly moms) will give their child when they dont want them to do something or go somewhere. It is said because they know the child knows they have no answer, so they will simply say, Because i said so!

Billy: "Mom c'mon, please let me stay at Ben's tonight!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"

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Yomp

the noise you make when you eat. repeat it three times.

i want to yomp yomp yomp a cheebugah.

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Bhulinder

To be extremely potent to Candian chicks.

Bhulinder went to Canada and every chick he saw got pregnant.

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head rush

after sitting for a short or long period of time then standing up will most likey get you a head rush, a rush of very extreme dizzyness.

Jim:"whoa whats wrong?"
Greg:"Major head rush!"

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Cherry Hill

Cherry Hill, well it is a place where litte bratty jews cry to their daddy's when they got the lexus couple instead of the benz. Everyone is trying to be someone the obviously are not, like white people always try to be black and fail horribly mostly becuase they are white. All the chicks are slutty whores, but wear so much makeup its amzing it all fits on their ugly big-nosed faces. Cherry Hill is alright, it is just the "cherry hillers" that fucking suck.

Fuck you daddy, the lexus is so ugly. I told you i want the benz you cheap piece of shit. I HATE YOU!

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Distort Entetainment

A amazing Record label with the best bands in the world

Hey distort entertainment kicks ass eh!

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sanctum Santorum

1. the anus, that holiest of holes, a place that only the privileged may enter
2. the anus when smeared with santorum, a term popularized by sex columnist Dan Savage and his readers.
3. the home of Senator Rick Santorum (R-Pa.)

I got drunk last night and got pegged in my sanctum santorum.

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