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twitter

a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time

"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"

by mknkn July 1, 2014

2👍 1👎


school

a fuck you to children

School is the worst.

by mknkn July 1, 2014

5👍 2👎


google : zerg rush

when typed on google, google will eat the page and it'll say when it's finished eating with 0's G G

" why did google eat the page?"
" google : zerg rush"

by mknkn July 1, 2014

2👍 2👎


Frozen

An overrated movie where kids go apeshit over most of the characters and everyone loves olaf and don't really give a shit about anna, but do a give a gigantic shit about elsa and this motherfucking song called Let It Go

"Do you masturbate to Hans from frozen, because you're fucking obsessed over him."

"Um... well... fuck you!"

by mknkn May 20, 2015

96👍 83👎


Assholidos

A disease where you are acting like an asshole all the time, the symptoms include

.Bitch slapping everyone
.Flipping people off
.Talking to people in a sarcastic tone all the fucking time

Timmy says, "Do you have assholidos bitch?"
Grenald says in a sarcastic tone, "No, I clearly don't bitch slap you or flip you off and I never speak sarcasm."
Timmy says, "Nigger, shut up, fuck you asshole."

by mknkn April 1, 2015