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The point at which a metal band is successful enough to start using violin's in their songs.
Machine head took longer to go violincore than I was expecting.
The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.
The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning
An unsightly guy at a swimming pool with far too tight speedos, in clearly noticeable pain, but thinking the chicks are digging him.
Maybe things could have worked out, but I'm a keen swimmer at the local pool and he was a cockchafer
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