blursery

The profession, skill, or hobby of making blursed things.

Person1: Why do you have so much weird stuff in your room?
Person2: Blursery is my hobby.
Person1: What?

defenestrational

The feeling of wanting to be defenestrated.

Person1: Are you okay?
Person2: Yeah, I'm just feeling a bit defenestrational, would be nice to be thrown out a window...
Person1: Sir, this is a wendy's...

OwOism

A religion in which OwO is a being transcending spacetime which guides people through life, and UwU is a devilish being which attempts to sabotage your life.

Person1: Hey, do you have a religion?
Person2: Yeah, OwOism