dick mayo

well i was licking my dick when all of a sudden this white stuff came out i licked it up kinda gross kinda liked it gonna try again

ME: WTF IS THAT! *licks it up* mmmmmmmm *Sayes lustfully* dick mayo

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crack

what that really creepy 5th grade gym teacher does in the bathroom each morning

ME: hey i think that gym teacher is on crack

my friend: yeas definitely he is tweaking all the time