bibert

A very intellectual creature who resides in the great fields of penis juice. he is a mostly hostile creature who will attack at first sight and can only be placated by offers of vidya game discounts, free titty milk, canned pickles, expired twinkies, various My Little Pony Plushies, and dat good kush. No one has fully glimpsed a bibert in person but various videos taken by bibertologists have shown a slight scuffling in the brush, followed by a cry like "ooooOOOOOAAAHHH GAIGAIGAIGAIGAIGAIGAI MOOSTAHPREADING OOHHEEOOOEEOOO" according to bibertologist Jhohm3(double aich)a3_in Bu3u(double ar)_glughhhhhl(L as in ludwig)ohhhhh. He has devoted his life to the study of biberts. He gon be a book. Biberts are the rarest species of bibert. It is required by all biberts to learn about biberts in their bibert class. There is only one Bibert and he only bows down to Big Bertha and occasionally moo.

Man, that Bibert just stole my car.

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