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the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."
fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.
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An excellent tennis player who repeatedly gets his Swiss ass handed to him by Nadal
me: did you see Roger Federer crying like a bitch
your mom: no
me: it was hilarious
your mom: yeah whatever
me: are you even paying attention?
your mom: sorry, i was counting the money on the dresser
me: well, is it all there?
your mom: yeah
me: then what are you waiting for? bend over so i can get my $37 worth
your mom: condom only
me: aw c'mon baby; it's my birthday
your mom: no!
me: aw c'mon
your mom: no!
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