Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

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To Obama

Failure to fix a broken system by relying on the same people who broke it.

His fear to Obama the change needed prompted him to hire an entire new team.

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Lamelight

A mediocre and short-lived attempt at fame and fortune.

She rose quickly but not that high. And then the lamelight shone on her pushing her swiftly into oblivion.