macintosh

What sensible people have

I own a Macintosh

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Austin, TX

Standard abbreviated geographical name for the City of Austin in Texas.

"Welcome to Austin, TX"

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white nigger

A white person who finds it "cool" to be acting like a black person. Generally wears "wu-tang" shirt, and listens to "Eminem"

Abbrev. wigga

Yo wassup, my white nigger

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Tits

Something straight men are attracted to, and like to put syrup on and lick it off.

Me

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The So

a drinking trick that involves chasing pure vodka with pure beer...its called "The So" because it gets you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunk.

Gabo: hey lets grab the ped
andrew: oh but how can we do it?
goma: fucking fucker calillo knows!
calillo: oh we'll try "the so"!
gabo: yea, the "so"!
andrew: oh ok lets grab the ped now...

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Flanker

When you pull your testicles down and rub them on a girl/guys ass hole during sexuakl intercorse.

You gave her the flanker!

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brakchead

A crack head that is so fucked up that he can't relate to reality any longer.

The brackhead don't know shit no more.