A Kardashian

A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.

The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.

“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”

“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”