The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
The internet is the greatest thing ever invented
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Ugandan food made from German tourists
Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.
Ugandan 2: German food?
Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.
Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.
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1. The catastrophic incident where YouTube crashed for 90 minutes which caused chaos and anarchy that changed the internet forever which occurred in October 16/17, 2018
2. The 9/11 of the internet
I survived the #YouTubeDOWN catastrophe
Male lead and deuteragonist of Star vs. the Forces of Evil. An insecure safe kid/bad boy who comes out of his shell thanks to Star. Many fans of the show call him a harem protagonist because he is shipped with a lot of girls in the show like Star, his best friend who has a crush on him, Jackie who is his crush from kindergarten who later became his girlfriend, Janna who is a stalker friend of Marco and probably has a crush on him, and Hekapoo who is the dimensional scissors enforcer and forger and a member of the Magic High Commission and Marco probably dated her during his 16 year trial in her dimension which is 8 minutes in Earth while Jackie is still his girlfriend.
Guy 1: When I grow up I wanna be like Marco Diaz
Guy 2: You mean the harem protagonist of that TV-Y7 show Star vs. the Forces of Evil
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A feeling when you're:
Fucking
Angry
hoRNy
hunGRY
Either hungry for food, or to satisfy your sexual urges or both
I couldn't stop thinking about you so hard that I missed one meal. Now I can't wait for work to end because I'm farngry for you and for food.