Barking Spiders

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.

(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.

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