Mikey

Mikey is genuinely such a good person to be around. he’s a great friend and an amazing boyfriend.

if you piss him off he’ll knock you out without a doubt tho

person:What’s your name?
mikey: Mikey!
person:heyyyy ;)

Rae

This girl is the most self centred bitch you will ever meet. she will shag anything that moves. she’s icky and genuinely disgusting keep your man away from her

dude: hey what’s your name?
rae: my name is rae

dude: ew stay away from me you freak