red sox

the worst team in baseball. so bad they have been around since the 1890's and still only have 7 world series rings. just got swept by the yankees and are now going to miss the playoffs. their fans are the most envious in the world. jealous of the yankees and always bitching about their payroll when the red sox have the 3rd largest in mlb. one of their players got 41 lobsters from Maine but he doesnt even know where Maine is. this team blows so much and wont win another world series for another 86 years while the yankees will win 30 more during that time. only have 2 players that would start for the yankees. David Ortiz takes steroids and wouldnt be shit if he was still with the twins.

Kid: hey im a red sox fan
Me: sorry

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