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The general feeling you get while interacting with a guy that makes it obvious he's a girl trapped in a man's body.
Jane felt Mark's pink aura not only from his purple tight pants but also his incessant banter about American Idol
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When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.
Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
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When you've been busting to take a dump and a piss, and you get on the toilet to let it all go. The feeling of massive relief is thoroughly liberating.
Jackie: I drank too much at Taco Bell last night and feel horrible
Kelly: A double relief is in order! Off to the ladies' room!
Jeff: You're in a good mood this morning
Tom: I just did a run to the toilet and gave myself a double relief!
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The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
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The even more depressing feeling of going back to work after a long weekend, and having Monday off.
Fred: Man, I feel so down today. That long weekend was the best, but it went so damn fast. I hate work and I hate my life again.
Kermit: Looks like somebody has a case of the Tuesdays!!
Fred: Shut up before I ram this metre ruler up your ass.
The almost sexual pleasure derived from tasting every molecule in food that you love to eat.
This delectable Snickers bar is giving me a food fuck .
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