decepticon

when your having sex with a woman in doggy and she says she doesn't want it up the butt so you put it in her pussy and then quickly put it in her butt. then you say you got "DECEPTICONED"

I told him i didn't want him to go there but he decepticoned me

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push and pray

a joke you tell to your virgin friend if you don't really like him. you tell him that if he doesn't have any condoms he can always push his dick as deep as possible into his girls pussy b4 he cums thus causing his sperm to shoot in her stomach and burn up in her stomach acid (THIS DOES NOT REALLY WORK BUT IF SOMEONE DOES THIS MAD HALARIOUS)

i told tommy to just push and pray and he will be ok! i cant believe he actually did it and now she is prego

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