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When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
A combination of a spectacle and a debacle.
Frank: "Did you hear about Jake Paul fighting Mike Tyson?"
Charlie: "What a specdebacle!"
Refers to a scenario that often happens in the sport of boxing, where a promoter sets up a fight with an "A side fighter", meaning the guy who is supposed to win, and the "B side fighter", who is has an exceptionally slim chance of winning, and is just there to be a human punching bag.
It's not that the fight is fixed exactly, but due to the low probability of the B side guy actually pulling off an upset, for all effective purposes, that's what you get. A bixed fight.
Gem Mil: "Hey Jaron Ennis is fighting David Avanesyan for the IBF title tonight"
Matt: "looks like Vegas odds give Avanesyan a 2% chance of winning"
Gem Mil: "Ohyeah. Definitely a bixed fight for sure. I'm not shelling out for the PPV, no doubt"
When you go to Starbucks and they have "Indian Chai Tea", which is silly because 'chai' already means tea.
It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."
Monica: "Hey, wanna meet up at the Laurel Village Starbucks and talk about our relationships with men and our relationship to food?"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"
"The Other" is a key concept in continental philosophy. In it's application, "Homeother" is used as the philosophical antithesis of "Homeboy" or "Homegirl."
Kant: "Hey is that that your homeboy over there?"
Lacan: "Hell nah, that's a homeother"
A channel changer is a person with an exceptional unattractive face.
You take one glimpse and look away immediately.
Guy: "Heads up at 3 o'clock! Channel changer approaching!"
When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.
Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."