horndog

an extremely horny, perverted person who masturbates all the time and isn't afraid to say it.

That Emilie, what a horndog she gets jiggy with herself all the time!

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egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.

Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!