creeper

aw man

Person 1: Creeper...
Person 2: Aw man..

h

h is the best letter in the entire alphabet. change my mind.

Person 1: h
Person 2: h?
Person 1: h.

August 31

August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!

*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!

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bruv moment

a bruh moment but british.

harry: *turns off the fan because it's getting cold*
everyone in the plane: bruv moment

21 September

Do you remember..?

If you're born on this date you are an absolute legend

Ba-dee-ya

Person 1: Do you remember, the 21st night of September?
Person 2: Uh, today is 21 September...
Person 1: BA-DEE-YA

24👍 2👎

i <3 u

1. A way of saying I love you, with <3 representing a heart.
2. 1 Iodine is less than 3 Uraniums.

1. Dude, I <3 u
2. Science shows that I <3 U.

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please give me coke

An innocent phrase that got fucked up by some innocent korean girl's accent. She's thirsty either way.

Random korean girl on youtube: please give me coke
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH it sounds like cock