pull it

do something

pull it motherfucka

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mackem

lazy, fat arsed dole scum

That mackem's giro is burning a hole in his pocket

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fangirl

A female who has overstepped the line between healthy fandom and indecent obsession

Fan: Hakkai from Saiyuki is really cool, he's smart and nice and hey, he's pretty cute.
Fangirl: Lyke OMG!!!11!one! Hakkai iz so lke totly my huzbend!
Fan: You DO realize he is a two dimensional image on your television screen right?
Fangirl: NOOO!! He'z reel and he iz al myne!

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bounce for the ounce

a reference to the ratio of breast size to overall body weight.
a girl thats slightly overweight but has nice luscious breasts is more appealing than a slim flatchested girl because she has more bounce for the ounce. (in the case of guys who value larger breasts.)

Yeh, she could maybe shed a couple, but you gotta admit, shes got plenty of bounce for the ounce.

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bail

1. to leave
2. to bounce
3. to break
4. to be ups

let's bail, man

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Bucket Fanny

huge crack that few come out of alive

my mate tom's still stuck in my bucket fanny. hes been there for years.

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The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

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