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Emma

Go to her if you ever need a unique, one-of-a-kind engagement ring. She is also the best choice ever of someone to whom you should give an engagement ring. Emmas have very sensitive backs and adorable laughs. They are best suited to guys whose names start with a "B", such as "Bartholomew", "Benedict", "Barney", and "Bilbo". She likes pink and earrings and flip-flops, but they're lost. Her teeth have been through a lot, but they are gorgeous. In fact, everything about her is gorgeous.

Woah, dude! I gotta meet me an Emma!" "You must, Bartholomew! It'll bring endless sunshine into your life!

by monkey slippers April 7, 2011

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