Euan

An emotional leach that doesn't like fruit and slowly saps your will to live. if seen, do not attempt to make contact, as it may endanger your life. Instead, buy a necklace made of apples to repel this shuffling creep. Does not like being called Edwin.

Euan: hi
random person: stay back leach! you can not sap my will as long as i have this necklace of apples with me!

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