petaphile

1.Somebody who has sex with animals because they cannot attract any humans, or they are attracted to animals

2.Pedophile from the PETA

1.
Person: I cant believe youre a petaphile
Petaphile: IDK what you are talking about, dogs are fucking hot!
Person: What the fuck...

2.
Person 1: Did you hear about the PETA member who was found to have trapped children in animal cages for his own sick pleasure?
Person 2: Yeah. I know about that.
Person 1: What a sicko...
Person 2: Dont call me a sicko just cause I have sex with children.
Person 1: I wonder why the PETA didnt do anything about their members problem... wait, WHAT!?

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wooker

One who wooks, or one who enjoys wooking.
Also known in Canada as diaper fisher.

Wookie: RGHABABABABAAbababsarharababa RAGGLE FRAGGLE
Person: Fucking wooker

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