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A bowling reference to the turkey that should have happened. Defined by bowling a 0 spare followed by two strikes.
0/XX
Damn, I bowled a 0/XX. Just give me a gimme-turkey on my score card.
2π 3π
A math teacher with a second occupation as an assassin.
"My math teacher assassinated the principle! Now she's a mathsassinator."
8π 2π
The complete, polar opposite of saying happy birthday.
Person: Happy birthday!
Guy: Not really, I have terminal cancer and I'm going to die in a few hours.
Person: ...Sad deathnight!
21π 1π
When you're eating food from a fast food restaurant and you fart, it has that distinct smell that smells awefully like the inside of the restaurant.
My sister was eating food from McDonald's and she had a fast food fart. It smelled just like the restaurant.
12π 30π
A mosh pit at a Paramore concert.
Dude, the entire crowd paramoshed at last night's Paramore concert. It was huge.
9π 2π
Vice President I'd Like to Fuck
Woah, look at his Vice President. Now she's a vpilf!
3π 3π
The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.
Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
6π 5π