mermaid purse

slang for vagina

"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"

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c-face

My ex girlfriend or any other chick who isn't just ugly on the outside.

"Are you still with that one chick?"

"Nah, me and ol' c-face broke-up months ago."

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