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Cum cocktail

When a woman doesn't know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the cum cocktail:
A mix of different semen.

In a National Bank of Sperm pamphlet, you can read:
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.

Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.

by monsieur c January 17, 2014

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Fliptard

An un-offensive word intended to replace an offensive word. This can be used in any context to replace any swear word that would be used to describe someone as stupid.

What a fliptard he was!

by monsieur c April 22, 2009

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cps

Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.

That girl is totally a 5 cps.

by monsieur c March 27, 2014

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