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1. Convicting O. J. Simpson.
2. Ejaculating inside someone.
This is lasting too long... I'm sending juice up the river!
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The fear of sitting a moist pre-warmed toilet seat directly after someone else.
Ted's hydrathermorectaphobia was costing the company an arm and a leg in sanitizer and toilet paper, but squatting just wasn't an option due to his old knee injury.