Starfish

A sexual partner who is unresponsive to sex, this is not the same as rape. Essentially a lazy ass in the sack. Probably has a tiny penis.

"Who'd you lay last night?"

"Frankie."

"Really? What was that like?"

"He was a total starfish, he didn't move at all, plus he had such a small penis I couldn't even feel it inside of me."

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